Dave the Jerk

Boston

Posted on July 5, 2008 in Home

Im from a small town, where you see the same f*cks all the time. It really sucks. I usually frequent local Bars/Clubs and its not that bad, not till you go to Boston. So last night me and a friend went to Boston and partied the f*ck out of it. We started the night out at Sanctuary, 3 floors of the most beautiful women and hippest mofos you ever seen. The mentality as well as the general atitude is so different than what im used to. Kinda sucks that its such a distance, but its such a good time. Ill definitely be going back next week!

Life

Posted on June 16, 2008 in Home

Sorry for the delay on the updates, been partying way too much. Thats basically all Ive been doing; eating, working, and partying. Look for some great updates within the day.

Stupid People

Posted on June 12, 2008 in Home

This happened earlier in the week, a 78 year old man is illegally crossing the street and gets PLOWED by a car. Initial reaction: IDIOT. Simply put, dont be stupid.

Make a LOT of money doing practically Nothing!

Posted on June 10, 2008 in Home

Step 1: Generate revenue.

* Join an affiliate program network (Clickbank or Commission Junction). Affiliate programs are when you will advertise a product for a specific seller. Every person that is forwarded to the seller’s website through your advertising, you will make a percentage of the profit, it’s that simple. The seller will provide you specifically coded links that you can post anywhere on the internet, and these links will refer back to your program every time someone uses them. On your blog you can have PPC ads which generate revenue for you. After a while, it’s money straight into your pocket.

Step 2: Traffic Source.

* Start making friends. With a large friend list, you can reach all of your friends with the push of a button. This is where it can become tedious and boring. That's why some use a MySpace friend adding program like FriendAdder. With a program like this, you can add 500 friends per day, and reach out to millions automatically. This program alone can generate hundreds of thousands of referrals to your affiliate programs and a great deal of money in your pocket.

Step 3: Advertise your site.

* Get people to click your links and visit your site. This is where MySpace comes in. With MySpace, you can use bulletins, messages, or comments to post these links, but you have to do so carefully and discretely. You don’t want it to look like spam. So you need to create a good profile on MySpace that looks attractive.Start sending bulletins and comments. Now, here's where it can get tricky. You don’t want to make the bulletins seem like huge advertisements. So one method some use is to make up an interesting story that will make other MySpacers want to follow your link. Sometimes, it's even a good idea to create a landing page with some non-advertising information on it, and stick your affiliate link on that page. It might save you from being flagged for spam. With FriendAdder, you can automatically send bulletins on a regular schedule and also send comments to all of your friends at once. This helps generate tons of back-links and hits.

You know what Im sick of?

Posted on June 5, 2008 in Home

Emo kids. Yup. Sick of those lame ass looking weirdos with their make up and stupid looking hair that covers one eye and leaves the other eye able to view the horrible mean world that did them wrong the minute their significant other broke their p*ssy ass heart. How many times have you been on myspace and seen these c*nt cakes. Its easiy identifiable and characterized by black hair, make up(yup even the guys), a black and white photo of themselves looking in a particular direction(as to hide their ugly faces). Wah Im emo shoot me. Someone make that a shirt, Ill buy it and hand them out to emo kids.

Being a Jerk has its Perks

Posted on June 3, 2008 in Home

Are you a nice guy or girl? Tend to sugar coat things so people like you? Does a friend say to you "how does my hair look?" and you say "oh it looks...great" when in fact it looks like garbage? Why do you do that? Being a jerk is a lot of fun. You have power over your mere mortal friends. Its not hard either all you have to do is think that you are the sh*t and better than everyone else, ignore others feelings and forget that they dont have emotions. A jerk never loses an argument no matter how stupid or wrong you are, you have to be right. Instead of saying "Hey whats up man?" a jerk says "Whats up C*nt?", this is quite degrading and other people will notice your hard at work at becoming a jerk. The highlight of a jerks day is belittling every which living organism around him/her. For girls its a little different, they like to be better than all their girlfriends they also always hang out with a girl uglier than them to make themselves feel better about themselves. Its true. People around you will tend to notice how belegerant you are, some will aspire to be a jerk like you, while most will probably find you repulsive and hate you. All in all you gotta step on a few heads to get to the top, in the end, you justify your means of being a jerk to do exactly this.

Daily Challanges

Posted on June 3, 2008 in Home

I will be posting up Daily Challanges each day, this is the easiest way to become a jerk, like me. Im a huge jerk and people know it, girls love it. If you go back to my post about girls loving Drama then you obviously know girls love drama, well they also love jerks. Nice guys finish last, sorry to say so.

Virtumonde Virus

Posted on June 1, 2008 in Home

People who make viruses should get punched in the face. For nearly 3 days, my computer was completely useless, I was considering smashing it but it wouldnt have fixed it. I tried tons of antivirus/spyware/malware programs and none of them were able to remove the infection. The only one that picked up all the viruses and infections was microsofts Windows Live OneCare. Id recommend it even if you dont have a problem, better safe than sorry.

On to bigger and greater things. Weve had a recent whistleblower outing resulting in a drugged out redneck getting harassed by cops. One of my fellow readers went about and was blowing whistles, check this out its hilarious. Experience the blowing.

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